So I have been amusing myself by looking for really crappy eurovision songs from the past 10 years. I know i should be defending the contest but sometimes things just go horrible wrong, even for the best of us.
These songs are nowhere near my MP3player, so I realized I had actually even forgotten that some of them took part in this over 50 year old contest!
Here we go, random order, no actually, chronological order:
1. Romania 2000 Taxi Luna
I dont care if the intro sounds promising. As soon as the guy starts to sing i want to jam something into my ear. Who allowed this guy to sing?Anywhere? It sounds like an orgasm gone wrong.
2. Estonia 2001 Everybody Tanel Padar and Dave Benton
I dont care if they are the winners of eurovision. This song is SO bad from the very first “are YOU ready”. I dont know what the European viewers were thinking of this evening, voting this song as the winner. Maybe they were dreaming about their upcoming charter trip and this performance reminded them of the super sunny boys of mallorca at the afterbeach in-hotel warmuptheguests-party. barf. Funnily enough the Portuguese song which sounded almost the same ended up 17th.
Also remember that this is the same year that gave us two wonderful Micheles (Germany and The Netherlands), Hano from Bosnia, Nusa Derenda with Energy, Antique and I will die for you and one of my all time favorites Je n’ai que mon ame with Natasha St Pier.
3.Norway 2001 Haldor Lægreid – On my own
“Tender years”, he really sounds like the musical star he is, just that there are no feelings in this just horridness. This is the kind of song where you are wondering if it is really three minutes long. One moment in time gone terribly terribly wrong. No wonder it came last.
4. Russia 2001 Mumiy Troll – Lady Alpine Blue
This guy has the same problem as Romania 2000. His voice is just excruciating. Maybe the song isnt too bad but Im just not listening anymore cuz the cotton in my ears is as thick as his blues.
5. Romania 2002
6. Latvia 2004 (i didnt even remember this song)
7. Croatia 2004 (in ENGLISH??)
Did Julio Iglesias decide to participate again?
8.Croatia 2007
9. Armenia 2007
10. Estonia 2008
11. Moldova 2008
12. Lithuania 2008- The Pirates from hell
13. Latvia 2008
14. Latvia 2009
15. Belarus 2010
2006 was a really good year!!
Tags: worst ESC songs
